Tuesday, October 7, 2008

McCain, WITHOUT A LEG TO STAND ON, mulls...

After pulling out of the race in Michigan, Senator John McCain (R-AZ) is considering the offer of my right leg for: two of his thirteen houses, a Prius and all the percocets he can find in his wife's underwear drawer. Said offer will expire in 24 hours and then injured Red Sox third baseman, Mike Lowell will have an opportunity to outbid the Senator until noon Thursday.

Medical donations can be made through the BIFFINFO/HMO division.

Later, biff

4 comments:

Bill Bradley said...

Good luck w/the surgery/recovery Biff

DrNecessiter said...

Does that "Z" stand for zucchini? Heal up quick. We need help moving our refrigerator downstairs...

Ivy said...

I like this new blog picture! And your Cuban baseball hat!

Bill Bradley said...

sweet. i was trying to figure out if that was a Cubs hat and why Biff would be wearing a Cubs hat.

Vivo la Revolotion!!!